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Whoa.

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Look at this.

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What happened?

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Look.
There are milestones everywhere.

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Uh... cool.

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Let's look at this.

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Um...

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I think these are rat turds.

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Yes.

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They are definitely rat turds.

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Uh...

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Okay, Beavis.

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Mm-Hmmm

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There it is.

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He's eating our nachos!

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Aah!

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No!

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Aah! Aah!

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Damn.

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Get out of here, culoid!

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I'll kick your ass.

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Damn.

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That son of a bitch
He ate our nachos!

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That's right, Beavis.

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And that is a crime for which
must be punished.

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Yes, yes.
Yes, until death!

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- Yes.
- This is going to be great.

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Yes.

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You like this.

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Shut up, Butt-Head!
I don't like.

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Beavis, I just saw you
moving your foot

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She makes me nervous.

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It's upsetting me.

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Sometimes I move my foot
when I'm nervous.

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And sometimes, like,
I hum too.

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  Whoa.

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This is kind of weird.

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Yes. Do you see what I mean?

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This is one of those
art school girls

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with which probably
you could, like, flirt,

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if you only told him that all
Your ideas are very good.

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Yes, that's probably it
how he made this video.

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She had some rich guy

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and told him all his ideas,
and he said like,

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"ooh, yes."

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Yes, she says "I want a unicorn,

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but I'm going to remove the horn

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and put it in my head."

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Yes, very good. Yes.

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Take another drink and continue.

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And then I want my 
Tap dance brother. Yes.

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He is very good.

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The rich man probably, like,

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"These are all great ideas,

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but, I think this would be
actually, how to enhance

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if you take off your clothes 
and you jump into a ravine."

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And he's, like, "if you want,

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I could help you 
become a citizen."

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"I don't think I can help 
to his brother, however."

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This is why hot girls 
They shouldn't have a dream magazine...

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Oh boy.

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"tool"

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 �You have a problem 
what to do with the rats?

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Uh... Yes.

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He ate our nachos..

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And that is why he must die.

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Yes sir.
Oh yes, believe it.

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My favorite is the classic
trap-loaded-spring.

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-Uh, good.
- Sounds good.

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Oh yes.
That's a good thing.

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Yes.

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And once you catch her,

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is when you really 
the fun begins.

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Good.

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You guys 
need some matches?

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Or some players with that?

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Uhh, no thanks.

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You guys should 
come see me sometime...

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Aahh! Wow!

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Son of a bitch!!

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Idiot.

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-Ow!
-Here, I will.

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You keep the trap...

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Hmm, good.

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Aaahh!

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Damn Beavis, 
keep it up.

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Step aside.

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Put this...

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Aaaaah!

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Aahh!
Damn.

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Aaahh!
Agghh!

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Ow!
Damn it!

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Aaghh!

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Aaaahh!

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Ah! Ah!

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I'm going to kick your ass!

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Aagh!

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Aaahh!

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Oh... Great. 

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I think we got it.

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Um, good.

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You know, just put this here...

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Aahh!

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Oh, yes...

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Yes, now we have you.

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 Shhh.

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Uh...Go check the trap, Beavis.

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Ummm...

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Oh, yes, yes.
Good.

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'Why do I come back here?'

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Ooh, Nachos!

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Wow!!

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Ah, Damn!

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Damned! Ow!

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Uh...What is that noise?

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I don't know...

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Let's see what that noise was, Beavis.

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It's in the kitchen.

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Good.

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It's probably the garbage deposit...

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Yes...

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Aah! Aah!

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Butt-Head!
Butt-Head, come here!

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He's... he's alive!
Aah! It's...

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He is trapped in the...
Caught in the trap!

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Aah! No! Aah! Ahh!

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- I already have it.
- No!

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Get out of here anoid!

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Aah! Hey!

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This is driving me crazy..

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Get out of here!

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Aah! Aahh!

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Get it out! Aah!

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    Aah!

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Wow!

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That was great!

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Aww.
Damn.

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I think this rat 
he likes you, or something like that

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Because you, like you saved his life

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Yes, it's very good, yes.

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How is it going?

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Uh, what should we do with this?

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Um, I don't know, like, maybe, like

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Have it as a pet or something?

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Uh, okay.

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Hey Beavis, this rat is a friend

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he really likes you,

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He must be metrosexual or something.

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Shut up, anoid!

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There it goes.

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He's a good boy.

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Feel at home.

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Yeah.

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Hmm. Yes, I want a double cheeseburger

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and some large fries please

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Hmm, ok.

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And how are you today?

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All right boy, let's go.

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Step aside.

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Good boy.

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Yeah.

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Okay, All yours.

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Is this going to be long?

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You said, "long."

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Yes, yes.
"Long".

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Yeah.

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There it goes.

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Wow.

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Look, it looks like we have company.

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A rat!

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-Aw.
-Yeah.

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He really likes French fries.
Aah!

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Yes, and it seems that the bread too, Yes.

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I'm going to report this.

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This is a health violation

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Yes!

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The food here stinks

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Yes, really.

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Whoa! Brilliant.

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Yes, yes.

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I like to see people falling on TV.

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Fun.

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Yes, it's as if he alone
will roll down the stairs.

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-It's faster.

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But with an escalator, 
This would just keep going.

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You know, it would be funnier 
if he were fat

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but you know, it's still cool.

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Yeah.

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This is great.

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I could watch this forever.

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I don't think I really want to 
get to the escalator

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Maybe, if you were to buy something,

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instead of making jokes 
on the escalator,

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the economy wouldn't suck

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Yes, yes.
Let's go...

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Get your butt out and lift 
this escalator

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and go buy a cinnabon!

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Maybe some dippin' dots.
Dippin' dots, yeah!

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Look... look, right here, in this part,

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Some of them should be playing, like, eh,

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You know, some old misuca piano, you know.

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Your child probably, like,

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"Hey, where's dad with my birthday presents?"

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He's drunk at the mall again,

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agitated around the escalator.

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What the hell is happening?

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I just got a call saying there was a rat here?

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Yes, take a look.

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I shit everywhere.

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Oh, God.

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I'm going to have to call the exterminator.

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Yes, we had to throw

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all the traps you had, you know?

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I was about to die.

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Well, where... where is the rat now?

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Hey.

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Well, I had it here on the counter a minute ago.

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I don't...

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This is not funny guys.
Good?

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This is very serious!

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And now we're going to have to pull

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all the food

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Here, boy.
come.

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Hey, here, rat.

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Here, boy...

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A rat?

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Well, I guess it's not like, not a friend after all.

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Oh, yes, yes.

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This is great....

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Class, that week, 
I am organizing a trip

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to the Gulf of Mexico.

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As you are all well aware,

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This oil spill is a crisis

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of proportion without precedents.

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Great damage is done to the Wetlands.

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Gant tar balls

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They are washed up along the entire coast.

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And then there are the birds

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It's too late for the
most of the old birds,

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but we can still 
rescue the chicks.

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Hey, chicks?

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Yes, I'm listening.

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Yes, Butt-Head, that's why many 
of these poor chicks

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They are dirty.

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They are just filthy.

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Filthy chicks.

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Yes, yes.
Filthy chicks.

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Yes, and we need people to go there

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and wash them.

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Are there any volunteers?

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Hey, yes.

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Count on me.

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Yes, this weekend 
It will be fine for me.

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Oh, great.

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Thanks, Beavis and Butt-Head.

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Filthy chicks.

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Yes, yes.

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This is going to be great.

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Boing-oing-oing-oing.

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We are in trouble.
We were about to go to jail.

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Hey, is my hair in bad shape?

265
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You look wonderful.

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The music is always horrible at these shows.

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Yes!

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I have a beautiful girlfriend.

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Oh my god, I hope she doesn't bail on me tonight

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after this.

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My dad will kick my butt, periodically.

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His father knows he's an idiot.

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I think they are being a little hard on themselves.

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I mean... I mean, they're not that dumb.

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Yes, really.

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That is, he discovered how to get alcohol.

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And he told that guy that he already had a girlfriend.

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Also, like, once you go to jail,

279
00:12:40,041 --> 00:12:42,308
you can get all the girls you want.

280
00:12:42,310 --> 00:12:44,043
Yes, yes.
Yeah, girls are, like,

281
00:12:44,045 --> 00:12:47,980
"Ohh, he was in jail.
Check it."

282
00:12:49,183 --> 00:12:50,549
You are human, I am human.

283
00:12:50,551 --> 00:12:52,518
I have learned, she has learned.

284
00:12:52,520 --> 00:12:54,620
Well, yes, yes.
Yes, she has learned.

285
00:12:54,622 --> 00:12:55,955
Come here, we haven't learned!

286
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:59,024
Come on, show us!
Where did you get the alcohol from?

287
00:12:59,026 --> 00:13:01,193
And how did you get a girlfriend?

288
00:13:01,195 --> 00:13:04,430
These guys are so cool.

289
00:13:04,432 --> 00:13:06,999
Yes, it's like we're sitting on the couch,

290
00:13:07,001 --> 00:13:08,968
and they are out there making this happen.

291
00:13:08,970 --> 00:13:10,235
Yes.

292
00:13:10,237 --> 00:13:13,238
Yes, it's like they are doing things

293
00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:15,007
and getting girlfriends and alcohol.

294
00:13:15,009 --> 00:13:18,077
Yeah, look, we gotta get our asses up

295
00:13:18,079 --> 00:13:21,013
and go figure outside and do something

296
00:13:21,015 --> 00:13:22,815
like Roger and John.

297
00:13:22,817 --> 00:13:24,049
Yes.

298
00:13:24,051 --> 00:13:25,317
Yes.

299
00:13:25,319 --> 00:13:27,619
Finally, MTV's are getting on some, like,

300
00:13:27,621 --> 00:13:29,555
inspirational shows.

301
00:13:29,557 --> 00:13:32,391
Yes.

302
00:13:32,393 --> 00:13:35,227
Wickham officer is going to give you a cavity check.

303
00:13:39,567 --> 00:13:41,200
Thanks for coming, guys.

304
00:13:41,202 --> 00:13:43,202
It's always good to have new volunteers.

305
00:13:43,204 --> 00:13:44,670
trying to help.

306
00:13:44,672 --> 00:13:46,905
Yes, we are only for the girls.

307
00:13:46,907 --> 00:13:49,942
Yes, the dirty ones.

308
00:13:49,944 --> 00:13:52,544
Very good, now,
before starting,

309
00:13:52,546 --> 00:13:54,079
They must learn how to do this well.

310
00:13:55,616 --> 00:13:57,116
Here is a beautiful one.

311
00:13:57,118 --> 00:13:58,617
Now, look very closely.

312
00:13:58,619 --> 00:13:59,718
Once it's ready,

313
00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:02,087
They can start rubbing and caressing.

314
00:14:02,089 --> 00:14:03,689
Ah.. Good.

315
00:14:03,691 --> 00:14:05,591
When they finish they put the hay underneath.

316
00:14:05,593 --> 00:14:07,359
Yes, yes.
Let me go in there.

317
00:14:07,361 --> 00:14:09,328
Rub all the time, okay?

318
00:14:09,330 --> 00:14:10,562
Start with the chest.

319
00:14:10,564 --> 00:14:12,831
It is the most sensitive area.

320
00:14:12,833 --> 00:14:14,533
And once they are clean, the chicks relax

321
00:14:14,535 --> 00:14:17,336
and the rest becomes much easier.

322
00:14:17,338 --> 00:14:19,571
Not yet.
I know you are anxious.

323
00:14:19,573 --> 00:14:21,240
But they must take their time.

324
00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:23,475
All this should take about half an hour.

325
00:14:23,477 --> 00:14:25,010
That's right, baby.

326
00:14:26,147 --> 00:14:27,579
Good and slow.

327
00:14:27,581 --> 00:14:29,348
Oh, yes.

328
00:14:29,350 --> 00:14:31,850
Hey, Maya, sorry to bother you,

329
00:14:31,852 --> 00:14:33,685
but Mitch pitched again.

330
00:14:33,687 --> 00:14:35,421
I can't say I blame him.

331
00:14:35,423 --> 00:14:37,589
Guys, are you ready to get really dirty?

332
00:14:37,591 --> 00:14:39,291
Yes.

333
00:14:39,293 --> 00:14:40,826
I mean unclean.

334
00:14:40,828 --> 00:14:42,261
Hey, Maya...

335
00:14:42,263 --> 00:14:44,730
I don't think there is anything too dirty for me.

336
00:14:44,732 --> 00:14:46,365
Yes, yes. Me neither.

337
00:14:46,367 --> 00:14:48,267
You two.

338
00:14:48,269 --> 00:14:50,335
Well, now, usually when we do this,

339
00:14:50,337 --> 00:14:51,336
We ended up covered in oil.

340
00:14:52,706 --> 00:14:54,239
Usually when I do this...

341
00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,908
I mean, I've never done it,

342
00:14:55,910 --> 00:14:58,577
But, I mean, whenever I think about doing it...

343
00:14:58,579 --> 00:15:00,345
I end up covered in lotion, like this, you know,

344
00:15:00,347 --> 00:15:02,247
It's not a problem.

345
00:15:02,249 --> 00:15:04,116
Hey, where is she going?

346
00:15:04,118 --> 00:15:07,419
Hey, she's going to wash that friend's vomit.

347
00:15:07,421 --> 00:15:09,588
Wow...
Well, you know...

348
00:15:09,590 --> 00:15:12,257
Everything that's in, you know?

349
00:15:12,259 --> 00:15:14,760
We better have some paw oil when she gets back.

350
00:15:14,762 --> 00:15:17,896
Oh, yes.

351
00:15:17,898 --> 00:15:19,298
Oh, look at that Butt-Head.

352
00:15:19,300 --> 00:15:21,366
This bird has oil everywhere.

353
00:15:23,748 --> 00:15:25,857
The oil spill in the Gulf

354
00:15:25,899 --> 00:15:27,532
It's not just harm to people.

355
00:15:27,634 --> 00:15:29,767
It is harming plants and animals,

356
00:15:29,769 --> 00:15:32,504
which are two other types of life.

357
00:15:32,506 --> 00:15:34,405
But it's not all bad news.

358
00:15:34,407 --> 00:15:37,475
Which brings us to this week's local hero,

359
00:15:37,477 --> 00:15:38,476
Maya Kanigher.

360
00:15:38,478 --> 00:15:40,078
She is leading the effort.

361
00:15:40,080 --> 00:15:42,046
to clean the many baby birds

362
00:15:42,048 --> 00:15:44,382
damaged by this spill.

363
00:15:44,384 --> 00:15:46,651
When I saw what was happening to the birds here...

364
00:15:46,653 --> 00:15:48,920
-Mm.
-I knew I had to act.

365
00:15:48,922 --> 00:15:50,321
to save these girls.

366
00:15:50,323 --> 00:15:51,523
Mm.

367
00:15:51,525 --> 00:15:53,625
Wait, to save the, uh...

368
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:55,226
The baby birds?

369
00:15:55,228 --> 00:15:56,594
Oh, good, good.

370
00:15:56,596 --> 00:15:58,897
MAya has organized an assembly line

371
00:15:58,899 --> 00:16:01,900
of idealistic young people
who meet with the birds,

372
00:16:01,902 --> 00:16:04,235
They clean and dry them.

373
00:16:04,237 --> 00:16:06,304
These young volunteers

374
00:16:06,306 --> 00:16:08,540
They are certainly doing their part.

375
00:16:08,542 --> 00:16:09,707
Yeah, well, um...

376
00:16:09,709 --> 00:16:12,176
So this is like, um, this is like, oil.

377
00:16:12,178 --> 00:16:14,779
Yes... and we are covered in it.

378
00:16:14,781 --> 00:16:16,047
And let's do it.

379
00:16:16,049 --> 00:16:17,949
Yes.-.

380
00:16:17,951 --> 00:16:19,284
Boi-oi-oi-oing.

381
00:16:20,820 --> 00:16:23,454
This is an inspiring feeling.

382
00:16:23,456 --> 00:16:26,224
We're all going to do it.

383
00:16:26,226 --> 00:16:28,760
We're all going to do it.

384
00:16:28,762 --> 00:16:29,861
Get in line, buddy.

385
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:31,496
Come back to you, Gina,

386
00:16:34,568 --> 00:16:36,668
Whoa, did they arrest Snooki?

387
00:16:36,670 --> 00:16:38,736
Is this really happening?

388
00:16:40,073 --> 00:16:42,240
"Is this really happening?"

389
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:44,008
She sounds like a little boy

390
00:16:44,010 --> 00:16:46,311
who went to the dentist on YouTube.

391
00:16:46,313 --> 00:16:48,546
They just arrested Nicole.

392
00:16:48,548 --> 00:16:49,581
Why?

393
00:16:49,583 --> 00:16:52,183
For being drunk and an idiot!

394
00:16:52,185 --> 00:16:54,485
Wait a minute, can you get arrested for being an idiot?

395
00:16:54,487 --> 00:16:55,853
Yeah.

396
00:16:55,855 --> 00:16:59,824
It's better to lay low for a while, Beavis

397
00:16:59,826 --> 00:17:02,160
Uh, so she's in jail?

398
00:17:02,162 --> 00:17:04,028
So she's not a DTF?

399
00:17:04,030 --> 00:17:05,430
What's up with you guys?

400
00:17:05,432 --> 00:17:06,931
Any of you DTF?

401
00:17:06,933 --> 00:17:08,166
Where is she?

402
00:17:08,168 --> 00:17:09,334
hello?

403
00:17:09,336 --> 00:17:10,635
Jersey Shore.
How can we help you?

404
00:17:11,638 --> 00:17:13,504
Hey, good. Well...

405
00:17:13,506 --> 00:17:15,273
Listen, you have something to negotiate right now.

406
00:17:15,275 --> 00:17:18,142
Boy, her boyfriend talks like a coward.

407
00:17:18,144 --> 00:17:20,211
Yes, really.

408
00:17:20,213 --> 00:17:21,679
Well?
Then I couldn't do this

409
00:17:21,681 --> 00:17:23,948
in a four-second phone call?
Like, who are you?

410
00:17:23,950 --> 00:17:25,683
Yeah.

411
00:17:25,685 --> 00:17:27,852
"Who are you?
Are you a DTF?"

412
00:17:28,855 --> 00:17:31,956
This is a bad situation.

413
00:17:31,958 --> 00:17:35,026
The police thought she was a seal.

414
00:17:35,028 --> 00:17:37,128
Get out! Get out!

415
00:17:37,130 --> 00:17:38,796
Turn your ass off!

416
00:17:38,798 --> 00:17:40,298
I couldn't even tell you

417
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:41,799
How I felt in that jail cell.

418
00:17:41,801 --> 00:17:44,302
It was like a damn phenomenon.

419
00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:46,037
-Eh...
-Oh, it's not a phenomenon.

420
00:17:46,039 --> 00:17:47,205
A train wreck.

421
00:17:47,207 --> 00:17:49,007
Yes, phenomenal train wreck.

422
00:17:49,009 --> 00:17:50,541
I have both too confused, Yes.

423
00:17:50,543 --> 00:17:53,378
You need to understand what you are doing to yourself.

424
00:17:53,380 --> 00:17:54,412
and to your body.

425
00:17:54,414 --> 00:17:56,080
Hey, all the boys in the house

426
00:17:56,082 --> 00:17:57,782
They know what it is doing to their body.

427
00:18:00,086 --> 00:18:02,120
You should bury your head in the sand.

428
00:18:02,122 --> 00:18:04,622
Promise yourself that you will never get 

429
00:18:04,624 --> 00:18:06,124
again in that position.

430
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,125
Um...

431
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:08,292
"You're breaking up, dad."

432
00:18:08,294 --> 00:18:09,794
"I, I'm just going to keep going

433
00:18:09,796 --> 00:18:10,828
and hang up now, um."

434
00:18:10,830 --> 00:18:11,863
"We'll talk later."

435
00:18:13,400 --> 00:18:15,266
He is a father to you.

436
00:18:15,268 --> 00:18:16,801
"I'm disappointed in you."

437
00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:18,069
It's like,

438
00:18:18,071 --> 00:18:21,439
The word disappoint really hurts the heart.

439
00:18:21,441 --> 00:18:23,608
Does your heart hurt?
No, it doesn't.

440
00:18:23,610 --> 00:18:26,110
People say they are disappointed in me all the time.

441
00:18:26,112 --> 00:18:27,178
Yeah.

442
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:28,179
It doesn't bother me.

443
00:18:28,181 --> 00:18:30,415
Yeah.

444
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:32,617
Me neither.

445
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:38,806
Okay, are you guys ready to get that oil out of yourselves?

446
00:18:38,893 --> 00:18:40,492
Hey, nice try.

447
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,727
Just move along.

448
00:18:41,729 --> 00:18:43,462
Yes,
nothing for you here.

449
00:18:43,464 --> 00:18:46,331
Keep moving.'

450
00:18:46,333 --> 00:18:48,066
Damn Beavis, get out of the way.

451
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:49,368
That's my oil.
No, it's mine!

452
00:18:49,370 --> 00:18:50,569
Anoid!

453
00:18:50,571 --> 00:18:51,904
Look what you did.

454
00:18:51,906 --> 00:18:53,639
Butt-head, it's your fault!
It's mine!

455
00:18:53,641 --> 00:18:55,240
Are you okay?

456
00:18:55,242 --> 00:18:56,268
Yes...

457
00:18:56,508 --> 00:18:59,125
It's just to get a little annoying sometimes.

458
00:18:59,172 --> 00:19:01,792
I mean, look at these pathetic creatures.

459
00:19:01,801 --> 00:19:02,546
covered in oil.

460
00:19:02,786 --> 00:19:04,792
They are too poor for this world.

461
00:19:04,863 --> 00:19:05,342
Anoid!

462
00:19:05,398 --> 00:19:07,381
Without parents,

463
00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,578
without a real home, without future...

464
00:19:09,926 --> 00:19:13,199
That is, it is absolutely worth it that men can be produced.

465
00:19:13,439 --> 00:19:15,823
"There is no hope."

466
00:19:15,919 --> 00:19:18,340
"What can a person do?"

467
00:19:18,388 --> 00:19:19,926
It can't make a difference.

468
00:19:25,413 --> 00:19:26,920
Beavis, Butt-Head!

469
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:30,674
I hope you guys aren't just here casting doubt and discouragement.

470
00:19:30,914 --> 00:19:33,139
I'm covered in oil.

471
00:19:33,166 --> 00:19:34,508
Yes, you are.

472
00:19:34,554 --> 00:19:35,844
They both are.

473
00:19:36,157 --> 00:19:38,287
and you even think of giving up,

474
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:40,624
because they believe in what we are doing.

475
00:19:40,757 --> 00:19:42,890
You know, we are making a difference.

476
00:19:43,130 --> 00:19:45,355
Do you think I'm making a difference?

477
00:19:45,595 --> 00:19:47,869
Hey, you are making a difference.

478
00:19:48,358 --> 00:19:50,827
In my pants.

479
00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:56,786
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